Oscar Mayer Bologna

Bologna is gross unless it's sweet bologna. There, I said it. I know it sounds like the "sweet" meat would be the gross one, trust me, I know, but I just can't get into this amorphous lunch meat. I've tried it fried, I've tried it with cheese, I've tried it in rice like the little hot dog meat pieces it is, but none of it works for me. None of it makes me vom or anything, I just don't like it. At its best, it is a neutral mix of italian meats & hot dog flavors, that you can kind of mask with sauces or other toppings. Why would someone make a hot dog into deli meat? Like, what are we doing here, guys? At least you get a lot of slices in one pack. And as far as I know, it's allergy-free.

Overall
Cost: 6/10
Taste: 5/10

Seltzer's Sweet Lebanon Bologna

Sweet sweet baloney! This is from my hometown, so I might be tinged with nostalgia, but I'm happy I can buy this in my DE grocery store. It's very sweet meat, and truly unique among deli meats. It has the texture of Oscar Meyer Bologna (but not the gross taste), the appearance of salami, but a taste of sweet, oily meat. Kinda weird if you aren't used to it, I bet! Goes great on its own, or with miracle whip (don't kill me) or I guess cheese. Also goes with mac salad and potato salad. Solid stuff, very fun.




Overall
Cost: 6/10
Taste: 7/10