Green Giant Sauced Veggies Simply Steam Cheesy Riced Cauliflower

This is identical to the Green Giant Sauced Veggies Simply Steam Cheesy Riced Cauliflower with 3 Small Broccolis, except it's missing the 3 small broccolis. So it is strictly worse... but only 3 tiny broccolis worth worse. Otherwise it is still very tasty, very small, and overpriced. Wish I could bathe in this stuff. Although the cheese goo makes me feel psychologically bad, even if not physically. (The cheeseless cauli is twice the price, though it is also bigger, so maybe I should just get that if I'm splurging on riced cauli). 

Overall
Cost: 5/10 [3$!!]
Taste: 7/10 

Cal-Organic Farms Cauliflower

Finally, I am back in the land of Kitchen! One annoying question people love to ask me after I tell them I don't eat things without reading the ingredients (i.e. at most restos) is "so what can you even eat?". I usually tell them "pasta, rice, chicken, oats, and brocco" because that does indeed cover the majority of my consumption (other than cofe & candy hehe hoho), but I find it a weird one. Yes, there sure are many foods I can't eat, but there are way, way more foods I can eat. Are your brains so small that you can only conceive of LEGUME? You sad little people, addicted to LEGUME*. Anyway, I made a weird whipped cauliflower mash with this. It was good (ish). So there, people who want to know about my consumption. Many white pastes are schlorped by me. 

I got this because my store was out of normie cauli, but this one had a few brown spots, a few black spots, and 1 bug (feels like there's always 1 bug). I cut 'em off to no severe consequence. Taste was good, size was good, I like cauli. (*Of course I also like when people ask about Me, so I don't really mind their annoying question, I just got asked it about 50 times this week and it started to get silly.)

Overall
Cost: 5/10 [4.50$]
Taste: 6/10 

Lancaster Farm Fresh Co-Op White Cauliflower

Finally, my local veg box has provided me....local veg! I didn't take a picture of it, but the cauliflower head I got was massive. Definitely bigger than my own head, which is pretty big as human heads go (or so I am told). It tasted also like cauliflower, and had no bugs (that I saw) or big brown spots or really any imperfections at all. Just a few tender leaves. It was so big that I failed to cook it fully the first time around and had to boil it since I was too impatient for Steaming 300 Lbs of Cauli A Second Time. But it was good. Big and good, what I strive to be. Also Blogger cum Google is asking me to insert smart search links here. That sounds like a possible AI nightmare, but let's give it a go to see what we're up against, yeah? Because I'm fortified with cauliflower (and nothing else). 

Overall
Cost: 6/10
Taste: 6/10
Bigness: 10/10 

Beachside Cauliflower Head

I didn't realise cauliflower can grow at the beach! Anyway, I'm really in 24/7 sore itchy agony now (2 more days til that sweet sweet allergy testing), but this cauliflower still tasted good. Must be the salty sea air. These are nice and large, although they browned kind of fast, even in the fridge. Cutting off the brown bits (and one bug) yielded a good-tasting, filling, nice veg. One of my favorites, even. Great flavor, pleasant texture, presumably adequate nutrition, no allergy issues (beyond the baseline). Whew, I'm dyin'. OK, til next time, blog fans! And there will be a next time >:(

Overall
Cost: 5/10
Taste: 7/10 

Signature Select Cauliflower Florets

This is frozen cauliflower. For me, the main purpose of cauliflower is to be a veg that takes up space and doesn't intrude with its own personality. In this, it served its purpose. Got nothin' else for you.

Overall
Cost: 5/10
Taste: 6/10