RITZ Toasted Chips Sweet Habanero

Whew! I'm glad I tried the cheddar ones first, because these are hot/spicy and therefore make my mouth mad numb. But it's just pepper! (I think!). The texture is the same as cheddar, but the taste is quite different. Like a nice pepper jack cheese, kind of. A good bite, and not too "sweet" (thank goodness; that sounds gross). Maybe they're just all broken (or the others were melded), but they also seem to be half the size of the cheddar ones. Again, I must reiterate that these are not chips: they are spicy tomato/pepper/cheese-flavored crackers. Tasty but a little scary. 

Overall
Cost: 5/10 [4.50$]
Taste: 7/10 

Ritz Toasted Chips - Cheddar

These stress me out because there exist PB ritz. But hopefully not PB ritz chips, which is why they read as safe! They also stress me out because the package calls them chips. Are they chips? They are not. They are crackers. But they are weirdly thin and firm crackers. This flavor is like big, curvy cheese-its that have a little bit of Chicken In A Biscuit seasoning. That's autolyzed yeast extract for you, baby! Also garlic, onion, and potato. But while we're ingredient-reading, there is indeed cheddar cheese in there, so at least one thing on the package wasn't a lie. And I guess they're toasted. Unlike me. 

Overall
Cost: 5/10 [4.50?]
Taste: 6/10 

Ritz Cheese Crispers - Cheddar

Ritz Cheese Crispers, eh? These are new! But you coulda fooled me, since there's about 10 different Ritz cracker/chip hybrid products in the market. And if I'm being honest, I avoid most of them personally because Ritz makes peanut butter cracker sandwiches (and maybe other scary stuff), and one time they mislabeled the packaging of a PB cracker as cheese, which is terrifying. But these had no allergy warning and just looked like regular crackers, so I dived and/or dove in. And they taste exactly like those cheddar 'Whisps'! Except less greasy, which is good thing. The texture is also more like a crackerchip than a whisp. But the taste is very close, a savory cheese flavor that feels very salty but I guess is just what the essence of cheese tastes like (the sodium on these isn't that high -- like 7%). I like it as a food although I might be a little scared to buy.

Overall

Cost: 6/10

Taste: 8/10

Ritz Toasted Chips - Original

Are these chips or are these crackers? The world may never know. I think they're more like crackers, personally, although much thinner and crispier than a typical Ritz cracker. But I also like them pretty well; they are tasty and salty and ritz-buttery while apparently being not terrible for you. They certainly were tastier than I thought they would be. I didn't try dipping them, but it sounds good as well.

Overall

Cost: 5/10

Taste: 7/10

Bacon Ritz Crackers

These are interesting because they are crackers flavored like bacon. Everyone likes bacon, but not necessarily everyone will like these Bacon Ritz. They are "OK". They do taste like bacon, which is what we hope for, but they aren't really better than a regular Ritz Cracker (which are admittedly quite good). They have a little bit of a smoky flavor, which I don't like. I think J liked them, though.

Overall
Cost: 4/10
Taste: 6/10