Signature Cafe Amish-Style Macaroni Salad

My container wasn't this big, but I picked up a side of that Amish Mac Salad from my local Acme. This was a fairly classic rendition of Amish Mac Salad. You know it's proper if it has that gross tangy sharp/sour aftertaste, which this totally did. Nice. I like the creamy sauce and the tiny egg bits. This works great instead of mayo on a deli sandwich, any kind of deli sandwich will do!

Overall
Cost: 5/10
Taste: 7/10

Sally Sherman Macaroni Salad

This is absolutely horrible!!! Augh!! It advertises on the side "Made with Hellman's mayonnaise", which I also hate, so maybe that's it. Maybe I only like Amish macaroni salad. But this is just bad news. It's tart but not horseradishy, milky but not smooth, and full of calories even as it tastes like the worst artificial sweetener possible. Oh dear.

Overall
Cost: 2/10
Taste: 2/10