Lean Pockets - Chicken Parmesan

To be honest, I only bought these because the grocery store was randomly closing early and I was in a massive hurry to leave but didn't have any food. I should have known Lean Pockets are massively disappointing, honestly just itchy mushy weirdly flavored pockets. At least they are cheap and low calorie. But in all seriousness, this is worse than a pizza roll, and pizza rolls are bad. It is soggy and has only sauce and cheese product in it, but tastes like old herbs and makes me itchy. What am I doing?! The crust isn't garlicy, parmy, or even crusty. I noticed no chicken. I am sad and ashamed of myself.


Overall
Cost: 6/10 [2.50$]
Taste: 4/10

Lean Pockets - Supreme Pizza

More like Supreme Disappointment, am I right? Only not really, because it's a well-known fact in my life that  hot/lean pockets really just aren't very good. Probably the same fats/calories as a delicious sandwich, but instead we have this soggy tube of  ~3 processed meat cubes and goopy sauce-laden cheese. It isn't bad, it just really is not good. I always make one and then the other one remains in the freezer for months until I'm desperate for a quick food (that isn't even filling!!!!!!). My advice: pass on the pockets.

Overall
Taste: 5/10
Cost: 7/10

Lean Pockets - Pretzel Bread Sandwiches, Grilled Chicken Jalepeno Cheddar

"Pretzel Bread sandwiches, eh?" I thought to myself excitedly as I bought these lean pockets. The pretzel bread was kind of a letdown. It basically tastes like the usual lean pockets bread, only a bit thicker and with supposed salt crystals on it. Eh. But the inside of these was pretty good! It's basically cheese and chicken, but it's pretty spicy! I like a spicy food like this because it doesn't hurt my mouth but it has more flavor than your typical "mushy meat and cheese" frozen pocket food. So that was good.

Overall
Cost: 7/10
Taste: 7/10