International Delight Cold Foam - Pumpkin Spice

Uck! This is bad. And not just because I'm tired of Pumpkin Spice -- in fact, this is so chemically and weird that I could hardly ID it as any flavor at all. After a few sips I had to dump my coffee and throw this out. Artificial, disturbing, made me feel like I'm gonna die. No bueno.

Overall
Cost: 5/10
Taste: 2/10 

Pasta Roni Heat & Eat Penne Alfredo

Yikes yikes yikes. This is so bad. Even for "bomb shelter" food, you can do so much better. I thought it would be a goopier version of easy mac or something, but it's like a goopier version of Spaghettio infused wheat noodle with bonus chemical residue. The pasta is wheat, which is actually nice, but it's brown and the sauce is vaguely pink, so it doesn't look anything like the picture. It also doesn't taste like alfredo (or "alfredo flavor"), even though there is supposedly cheese in here. It tastes like weird tomato chemical paste. I literally couldn't finish it. Booo.

Overall
Cost: 5/10
Taste: 2/10

Utz Jalepeño & Cheddar Dip

Lord, how I regret this purchase!!!! I thought it was cheap and not too unhealthy, but what I didn't realise was that it would taste truly horrible. One bite and I threw it out. This isn't like nacho cheese dip you'd get at a movie theater. This isn't like jars of cheese sauce you find in the salsa aisle. This is like....fungus and goop in a misleading yellow guise. Do not buy. I repeat, do not buy. (Sad because I like Utz chips! alas)




Overall
Cost: 8/10
Taste: 2/10

Sally Sherman Macaroni Salad

This is absolutely horrible!!! Augh!! It advertises on the side "Made with Hellman's mayonnaise", which I also hate, so maybe that's it. Maybe I only like Amish macaroni salad. But this is just bad news. It's tart but not horseradishy, milky but not smooth, and full of calories even as it tastes like the worst artificial sweetener possible. Oh dear.

Overall
Cost: 2/10
Taste: 2/10