Ortega Mild Original Taco Sauce

Just like the cheese, I eschew taco sauce on tacos et al. But for you, blog, I es-chewed it. Or es-schlorped it. It was less captivating than the taco cheese. Tastes just like I remember: a tomato-based thin sauce with taco-seasoning-ish vibes. More vinegar than spice. Haven't you people heard of salsa and/or hot sauce!? Anyway, it didn't ruin the taco experience, but I do think it made things slightly worse. Maybe if you have a very dry meal (couldn't be me), then a tiny dab of this would be OK.

Overall
Cost: ?/10
Taste: 5/10 

Ortega Creamy Queso Sauce

Sadly I must give this a heavy Nay-so. It's bad, guys. And I love queso! This tastes like the horrible little tostitos queso that I gave away a few months ago. Or the weird alfredo pasta roni with a chemical tomato vibe. Just terrible. Not cheesy, but artificial and toxic to the taste.

Overall
Cost: 5/10
Taste: 3/10