Sauder's Free Range Large Brown Eggs

Whew, things are bad over here, y'all. But these eggs are OK. Honestly they aren't as good as my usual white eggs, because those were jumbo and these are large and it turns out that large is actually small and jumbo is actually large. Starbucks-ass egg sizing!! Older hens lay larger eggs, so maybe there's a baby boom among chickens, which I guess is good. That's probably what's going on. No questions, please. 

But I digress. These are free range, which is good. Apart from being weirdly small, and brown, they also have thinner shells than I'm used to, with some red specks inside of unknown origin. Are they chicken parts?? Wee feet?? Blood?? Best not to think about such things. They taste fine. Only one was cracked. No complaints, because large is actually fine if you eat 2. 

Overall
Cost: 6/10 [4$]
Taste: 6/10 

Sauder's Cage Free Jumbo Eggs

I am becoming a real egg connoisseur. These eggs are pretty good. They have all the things you want from an egg: no cracks, not poison, no nuts that are involved with them, expiry date on the package, cage-free, taste like egg. They are pretty big too, which I guess is the jumbo part. They had a slightly less plump/bulgy yolk than other eggs did, but this didn't result in any real issues. When scrambled, they didn't taste as good, but I think this is because I am out of butter/margarine. When hard boiled (and not undercooked this time) they were wonderful! And peeled easily, too. Great hard boiled product. I got another carton of these this week and they were in the hot sun for a little too long and I'm not sure if I should eat them, but if I do it will be because they were good before.

Overall

Cost: 6/10 (Less than 3$!)

Taste: 6/10