Chewy Chips Ahoy - Confetti Cake

I like Chewy Chips Ahoy's texture a lot, and that's the highlight here. I don't like that there was a girl who died from accidentally eating a peanut chewy chips ahoy because she didn't see the Reese's logo on the red bag. I checked this bag so many times in fear. I also don't really like the taste of these, which is no surprise because cake flavored stuff is usually gross (and to be fair, so is most cake). So although the texture is good and I ate a lot of these, I don't think they're a worthwhile purchase.

Overall
Cost: 5/10
Taste: 6/10

Chips Ahoy! Original Cookies

Chips Ahoy! yum ahoy. I think Chips ahoy are kind of famous for a kid dying from eating the Reese's flavored one because the package looks really similar to the non-reese's one, which is scary and bad but because I read the packages always I still eat the regular flavor, since it has no may contain warnings. Am I tempting fate? Maybe. But the cookies are good. I like chocolate chip cookie, and even though these sure aren't homemade, they taste good, especially if you've been eating top-8 free cookies only for a while (no offense). Crunchy and sweet. Hard not to eat too many!

Overall
Cost: 6/10
Taste: 7/10

Chewy Chips Ahoy - Gooey Caramel

False advertising!! This is not GOOEY!! Won these for being trivia losers, which is nice. They really taste just like regular chewy chips ahoy, which are OK, but not amazing -- very very processed tasting. You bite this in half, and it does not goo out! It is like a solid piece of cookie. You can hardly taste the caramel, honestly. I don't know what's going on with this. Maybe I should have tried microwaving them, or something.

Overall
Cost: 6/10 (usually on sale)
Taste: 5/10

Chips Ahoy Ice Cream Creations

What a strange and beautiful thing. Really, I got these because they sounded disgusting, and also, were 1.50$ each. What a world. Anyway, I got one of each. Here we go.

Dulce de Leche: These are solid. They are the only non-chewy ones! Tastes like a regular sugar cookie, which is nice.

Mint Chocolate Chip: These are chocolate cookies, which I don't really like, but the mint choco chips are good green joy nuggets. Not terrible but I wouldn't seek them out.

Mocha Chunk: If you like coffee, these are good. Because they taste like little coffee chips inside of a boring-ass chips ahoy cookie.

Root Beer Float: It sounds bad. And you know what? It is bad. It's terrible. It tastes a little bit like root beer. And a little bit like somebody spilled root beer on your cookie. Sweet Jesus.

All in all, some of these are OK. But for like 300 calories a cookie or something? ? ? Please.

Overall
Cost: 8/10
Taste: 5/10