Tuesday, June 30, 2026

Dunkin' Double Original Iced Espresso Can

Oh Dunkin... the things I do for you. Calling this espresso is such a stretch. It's just creamy sugar coffee water with a special weird "can" ingredient (metal?) that makes my throat feel tight. Maybe that's just what 30g of sugar (not an exaggeration) does at once in liquid form, I don't know. Sugar was not made to be done so dirty!! It's not that it tastes horrible, but it definitely doesn't taste good. Same as all those bottled Starbuckses, I guess. Ugh. Why don't they make, like, non cream-and-sugared versions of these things? What happened to Health Conscious Consumerism? And why does every can coffee drink taste like full can?? Ah well. 2 more flavors to go. 

This has 140mg of caffeine (someone), by the way, which is about 1 kcup or 1/2 an actual dunkin medium drink. So that's fine. But you really have to suffer to get it, which is surely the opposite of their intention. 

Wait, one more thing: "original flavored with other natural flavors"? Be so for real.  

Overall
Cost: 4/10 [4$!?]
Taste: 5/10 

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