Thursday, March 28, 2024

Jelly Belly 40 flavors

My lungs are like cement from mid-March on, and it's really hitting me extra hard this year. I always think "wait... is it covid again?", but no, it is just March. As I await various doctor callbacks, I entertained myself with a new, increased Jelly Bean selection. This seems indistinguishable from the 20 and 30 flavor variety, but somehow there's 40 in here. Honestly, 30 is enough. A lot of these taste (and look!) the same, which is frustrating since I want to know what I'm working with. Anyway, here's my updated 40-flavor ranking, I'll clean it up when I'm dead:

Cappuccino (3 in the bag) - yum, coffee 8/10

tutti frutti - 5 - rating 7? tastes like bubble gum and cotton candy combined. weird

Blueberry (3 of them in the bag): This is a stronger flavor. yes, i get blueberry notes. like blueberry essence/juice more than a berry itself. nice. 7/10 

Bubble gum (6) - Cool taste, but gum shouldn't be swallowed. 7/10

chocolate pudding - 6,  7 tastes like cofe really nice wait jk that was cappucchino??? choc is just ok. no cofe. lol

Berry Blue (8 of them in the bag): Tastes like not much. Vaguely sweet blue flavor, nothing unique here. 6/10

buttered popcorn - (8), 6/10

caramel corn -   6 -     6 - better than butter popcorn but very similar. sweeter and less buttery. orange rather than yellow spots i think

peach - 4- 6 its peach alright





strawberry cheesecake - 7 - rating 8 yum

coconut - 2   , 6






toasted marshmellow - 9  -   7.5 neat



dr pepper - 5    8 delightful, cherry notes
mug root beer - 2- 8 also delightful, just like a coke(?) bottle cap candy which i adore :D

crushed pineapple -  5 -    6 - weird, like pina coldada wait maybe that was
pina colada - 3 - 5 weird. lmao


cotton candy -3 is this strawberry cheesecake!? lol. good tho. 7

french vanilla - 13 - 8 yummy

green apple - 7 - 6.5 okay, appley ig

island punch - 9 - 4 what the hell is this? tastes like blue candy at first but then cursed grapey medicine

juicy pear - 1 - 8 tastes like a real pear

kiwi - 6 - 6 augh, disturbingly roptical. not for me i think. strongly unique tho

mixed berry smoothie - 4- 7 what the hell is THIS? tastes like blueberry smoothie. tru

lemon - 5 - 8 yummy! like a chuckle

lemon lime - 4- 8 also yummy like a chuckle! and a little minty? limey i guess


margarita - 3 - 6 wild! tastes like alc!! ;O

strawberry jam - 6— 7 accurate flavor!!

strawverrt daquiri - 8 - 7 idk if this was jam or s,th else. a little minty??limey? is that normal?? i should sort.

top banana - 6 - 6 brown banana but also migraine/nut feary vibes soooo

oranger sherbet - 5 - 8 yummy

tangerine - 9 - 6 boring, citrusy hgard to tell fromoramfe

orange - 2- 7 a bit better than tang, unless i mixed them up. i’m assuming orange is slightly darker

red apple - 7 - 7.5 a little poupourriry but i like it yum

sizzling cinnamon - 3 - 8 yum its strong! good in modeation only

pomegranite - 3- 6 its fine but not my fav, dagerous vibes

watermelon - 6 - 7 yummy tastes like watermelon candy does

very cherry 3 - indeed it is. medicinal but nice sharp flavor

 
licorice - 9 - can’t eat 0

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