Thursday, June 2, 2022

Gatorade Frost - Glacier Freeze

Ah, this is from the days when I shared an office at Havvo and got vending machine drinks once a week to cheer me up (and because I was scared to eat in there). All the drinks were pretty bad on multiple levels, and this was too. So sugary and not even that refreshing. I am glad I stopped doing this drink ritual.

Overall
Cost: 6/10
Taste: 5/10

Act II 94% Fat Free Butter Popcorn


 Somehow I guess this is different from their "light butter" popcorn(??). It's the same idea though -- a light butter flavor. Where 6% of it is pure fat. It's a solid popcorn either way, no complains.

Overall
Cost: 6/10
Taste: 6/10

Stouffer's Meat Lovers Lasagna

There sure are a lot of variations of Stouffer's lasagnas! I'm not complaining though, they're all decent. This one seems like it'd be bottom of the barrel for me since frozen meat is never great, but there's no soy filler in this, and even though I do wish there were more cheese, it's still pretty good. Tastes basically the same as all the other varieties.

Overall
Cost: 5/10
Taste: 7/10

Pillsbury Grands! Buttermilk Biscuits (with Flaky Layers)

Some of my best friends have flaky layers! :p Anyway, these make for a great side dish to nearly anything. The problem is that I, one human, probably shouldn't eat 8 large biscuits. If only they came in little mini-packs of 2 or something, then single people would really rule the earth. Other than this, love 'em, they're classic.

Overall
Cost: 6/10
Taste: 7/10

Knorr Roasted Turkey flavored Gravy Mix

This wasn't great. It's so hard to find a decent soy-free turkey gravy!! It was edible (and soy free), but dark colored and weird tasting. Alas.

Overall
Cost: 6/10
Taste: 5/10

Jennie-O Oven Ready Homestyle Boneless Turkey Breast

Alas, I should have known better when I saw "JENNIE-O"s name. This was weird and salty and fake, overall not good. It did cook in just 2 hours though! And I ate it without dying, so I guess the filler wasn't pure pea & soy, but it's definitely not your ideal Thanksgiving bird.

Overall
Cost: 5/10
Taste: 4/10

Wednesday, June 1, 2022

Capri Sun - Pacific Cooler

O'blog, my life is falling apart and all I have to comfort me is the single capri sun I bought because I didn't get one at Arby's. It's not all that comforting because Capri Suns aren't very good. I'm not a major juice fan, but even amongst juices (or sweet drinks), this is D tier. It tastes like plasticy grape juice with a ton of sugar poured in. Might be better if I added a gallon of water, making a vitamin-water-esque concoction, but it's too late for that now. Just like it's too late for me to find love because the people I like keep moving across the country. Ha ha! Keep on truckin', though, capri sun and blog fans. :')


Overall
Cost: 6/10
Taste: 5/10