Fresh Express Shreds Iceberg

Fresh Express shreds iceberg? Katilina shreds dreams! 

These guys have been the target of many a recall, and nowadays your bagged fresh lettuce is one of the last things you want to eat for public health. But I recently discovered through a series of neurotic testing that fresh iceberg doesn't give me any OAS symptoms, so I made a nice little ground turkey burger bowl with this. Perhaps I will get E.Coli, but that's towards the bottom of my health worries (at least until I get it), so I enjoyed some nice uncooked produce in the form of this ostensibly pre-washed lettuce. I will say, it doesn't hurt to rinse it yourself anyway. But I digress. This was reasonably fresh/crunchy, with just a few reddish old bits the day after opening. It's about 5 cups worth, which is a good amount for 2-3 days worth of lettuce-containing foods. This was also the only Plain Bagged Iceberg at my store, so they're shreadsing at the lettuce monopoly too.

Overall
Cost: 6/10
Taste: 6/10