Friday, July 18, 2025

Weetabix

God, this stuff is hilarious. I like the slogan: "It looks different, because it is different." Really teaching our kids an interesting lesson about human diversity. But no worries, because any self-respecting kid would throw this in the garbage and burn the box. Did we really need to import a cereal that comes in biscuit form? And I'm not talking cookie-biscuit, I'm talking large oval triscuit basket biscuit. Watching the milk seep in really gave a nice preview of the agony that was about to go down inside my body. It tastes like a wheat biscuit, or, post-milk, like what oatmeal would be if it were wheat. I had to throw out the post-milk disaster, maybe because milk is bad, but I could choke down the plain dry biscuit. The box suggests yogurt, nuts, or honey as some prep options, but also "plain milk and then heat it up" was the suggested option for Friday (today). I admit, I do like the idea of weekday suggestions, even though the majority of them disgusted me. Too bad it was porridge Friday; I will never buy a Weetabox again (even though it's made in Canada; allergy paradise). I do like that it comes in oreo-esque paper wrapping inside a cereal box, though. 

Overall
Cost: 5/10
Taste: 4/10 

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