Peanut Free Reviews

I guess I'm accidentally in the midst of my Bad Cookie era. They don't make the soft baked ginger snaps anymore, which had a nice st...

This is so disappointing. Cookies, man. They ain't what they used to be. (We used to read a cool paper in my semantics class about how ...

Often I ask myself: What if instead of being bad, I didn't be? I wonder if these Dr Peepsers ever do the same. I like a peep now and aga...

Dum-Dums are the rice of lollipops -- they are good if you want to eat a lot of something. Also, they have no allergens and are very tiny, s...

This concept is fucked (unless you need it for disability or whatever). Well, I guess in a roundabout way, I need it for disability or what...

Blech. This should really be a 5, but since it didn't actively kill me I'm bumping it to a 6. I also like the box font. It's lik...

This past week I've unlocked a new symptom of unknown provenance: sporadic full body numbness and itchy tingling, which, in concert with...